Staying After School

Over the past year, Kathleen and I have had some amazing experiences -- things that I would never have believed actually happen outside of bad porn movies and cheesy letters to Penthouse Forum.  Quite unexpectedly, last night was one of those nights.

It all began when Kathleen had a few glasses of wine after dinner.  Wine tends to make her horny, and last night was one of those "extra special" nights where she was practically climbing the walls by the time the kids went to bed.  We began talking dirty while making out on the couch, and Kathleen told me she needed to suck a random cock immediately.  I offered my own, but she insisted on a new cock.  And she had that look in her eyes that told me she was serious.

I decided to call her bluff, and logged onto our favorite swinging web site to see if we could find someone willing to help her out.  I didn't think that would be too difficult, given that we are constantly contacted by horny single guys who would go out of their way for a blowjob -- even at 10:00 on a Wednesday night.  Shockingly, however, the pickings were slim.  And after several failed attempts, Kathleen suggested we visit a local porn shop that allegedly has "glory holes."

Now...I should pause at this point in the story, as there is some back history here.  Long before we ever got into swinging, I used to peruse the porn sites (like any red-blooded, horny, sex-starved American husband) and one of my favorite types of porn to watch was women sucking random dicks through a hole in the wall.  There was just something SO dirty and slutty about sucking nameless, faceless dicks, one after another, that really turned me on.

When we first got into swinging, Kathleen wanted to see the type of porn I was interested in, and I reluctantly shared one of those videos with her, thinking she would think I was some sort of perverted freak.  But to my utter amazement, she was just as turned on by it as I was!

Unfortunately, the fantasy of visiting a gloryhole is much hotter than the reality.  The reality is that because you know nothing about the sexual history of the person on the other side of that hole, it really isn't a safe practice at all, and you're just asking for trouble.  In other words: kids, don't try this at home.

But...when you're ultra-horny like Kathleen and I were last night, sometimes all sensibility and responsibility gets tossed out the window.  We hopped in the car and only got about 500 yards down the road before sensibility returned (note: I was completely sober, and therefore was supposed to be the responsible one.)  I turned around and headed back home, promising Kathleen I would find a random dick for her to suck that would be a little safer.

As soon as we returned, I logged back into our site, and immediately found a single guy online who had contacted us several times before.  Like every couple on the site, we are constantly getting e-mail and instant messages from single guys.  This happens so often that you tend to discard them without ever giving them a second look.  But this one guy stood out for me because he had a self-deprecating sense of humor.  In our profile online, I had mentioned that Kathleen has a thing for bald guys and nerds, and this guy -- we'll call him "Lucas" -- introduced himself by stating that he has a vast collection of lightsabers at home, and thus qualifies as a nerd.  (Kathleen's response was to ask him if she could play with his lightsaber sometime.)

Anyway...as fate would have it, Lucas had just contacted us earlier yesterday to see if we would like to meet.  We didn't bother responding, but now finding ourselves with a need for a random dick, I sent him an instant message asking if it were too late to take him up on his offer.  As it was now 11:00 at night, I figured he would probably decline, but he was VERY eager to meet with us.  I mentioned that Kathleen was extremely horny, and wanted to suck a random disk.  Needless to say, he was more than willing to help her out.

Now, the question was: where do we meet?  With kids at home, meeting here isn't an option for us.  And he seemed hesitant to meet at his place.  He then mentioned a very intriguing option, stating that he is a school teacher and has access to the school and a key to his classroom.  As it turned out, this school just happens to be the same high school from which Kathleen graduated.  Talk about fulfilling several fantasies at once!

About 30 minutes later, we pulled into the parking lot of the high school, and were somewhat surprised to see Lucas already waiting for us.  (We thought there would be a 50/50 chance he wouldn't show.)  As we had never shared our face pictures with him, he was VERY glad to see Kathleen in person, as I'm sure she exceeded every expectation he had.  She was wearing tight, low-cut jeans that accentuate her ass very nicely, and a form-fitting green shirt that exposes just the right amount of her belly when she moves.  The look of surprise on Lucas' face when she stepped out of the car was priceless.

As for Lucas, he looked exactly what you'd expect a high school science teacher would look like: glasses, a full beard, a little overweight, and dressed in the standard-issue uniform of the high school science teacher: button-down dress shirt and pleated khaki's.  It's probably safe to say that this guy was pretty "safe" in terms of having a relatively short sexual resume.  (Certainly much safer than a random dick sticking through a hole in the wall.)

Lucas led us into the school and to his classroom, while Kathleen remarked upon the similarities and differences in the school as we walked down the darkened hall.  We then stepped into the classroom, and Lucas switched on the lights, allowing us to see a typical high school science room, complete with desks and lab counters.  Despite it being such an odd and unexpected situation, Lucas seemed remarkably calm.  I asked if anything like this had ever happened to him before and he quickly replied, "never!"

After he and Kathleen engaged in a little chit-chat about the school and the classroom, Lucas finally made his move, putting his arm around Kathleen and pulling her close.  I then asked if it would be okay if I videotaped the two of them from the waist down, and after a bit of hesitation, Lucas said it would be okay, as long as I didn't film too much of the background.  I easily agreed to that stipulation.  (Not only was it a turn-on for me to videotape them, but it gave me something to do besides simply standing there, feeling awkward.)

Lucas then asked if he could kiss Kathleen, and she happily agreed.  Their hands began exploring each other's bodies, and it wasn't long at all before Kathleen's hand roamed down toward Lucas' dick, which I could already see was poking its way out of his pants.  This was my cue to turn the video camera on.

"Ooh, honey," she cooed, as she unzipped his pants and reached inside, "look what I have!"  Within seconds, she dropped to her knees and wrapped her lips slowly around his throbbing cock.  It appeared to be about average in size (maybe a little shorter), but thick, and absolutely rock-hard.  Kathleen ever-so-slowly licked around his head, and teased him by ever-so-slowly taking him in and out of her mouth.  She then dove right in, and took him all the way into the back of her throat, pulling his ass toward her head with both hands.  Lucas responded with a tremendous groan, leading me to believe this wouldn't last long at all.

For the next 10-15 minutes, Kathleen worked him over like a pro, licking, sucking and face-fucking him with such intensity that I thought I was going to blow my load just watching them!  Every once in awhile, Lucas would say something about her incredible mouth, or how good she looked and smelled.  But for the most part, he just stood with his eyes cast down upon her gorgeous mouth wrapped around his dick, pumping in and out, in and out.

At one point, Lucas made a motion that he wanted to proceed to the next phase and return the favor to Kathleen, but Kathleen briefly took him out of her mouth and said, "Oh, no -- this is all about you."  Looking a bit surprised, he asked her if she wanted him to cum, and she said, "Oh, yeah.  Please!"

I thought that would be the end of it right there.  (That certainly would have put me over the top.)  He began pumping in and out of her mouth a bit quicker and deeper, and I could soon see a generous amount of saliva falling from Kathleen's mouth and chin to the floor.  But she kept going, and never stopped for breath, as Lucas began to moan louder and louder.

Unfortunately, though, in the end, he could not give her the cum she wanted.  It felt incredible, he explained, but he just couldn't get over the top and finish.  Hey, I've been there, bro.  Many times.  It happens.

After a little more small talk, we all left the building and bid each other good-bye.  I don't know if we'll ever see Lucas again, but I do know one thing: that is a night he will never, ever forget!